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A New Year’s Day Prayer

Dear Lord, So far this year, I’ve done well. I haven’t gossiped, I haven’t lost my temper, I haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent.  I’m very thankful for that.  But in a few minutes, Lord, I’m going to get out of bed, and from then on I’m probably going to need a lot…

Speeder’s Hymns

For those of you who speed on the highway to church on Sunday mornings, we’ve compiled a list of Speeder’s Hymns for you: 60km:   God Will Take Care 80km:   Nearer My God to Thee 100km: This World is Not My Home 120km:  Lord, I’m Coming Home 160km:  Precious Memories

Reformation Humour

A pastor told the little kids they could come Tirck-or-Treating at the parsonage, but that they should dress up as one of the Saints or Reformation heroes. So the kids arrive – there’s a little boy dressed up as St. Peter, another one as Martin Luther, a little girl dressed as Katie Luther – and…

The Old Family Bible

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them.  Then something fell out of the Bible.  He picked it up and looked at it closely.  It was an old leave from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages. “Mama, look…

Sunday Funny: You Know You’re Lutheran When…

Your idea of an affirmation is “This is most certainly true.” You feel guilty about not feeling guilty. It’s 40C outside and you still have coffee and cake after services. You can’t have any type of meeting without having a meal. You drink coffee as if it were the Third Sacrament. You eat home baked…

Sunday Funny: The Lord is My Shepherd

A Sunday School teacher decided to have her second grade class memorize Psalm 23, one of the most quoted passages in the Bible.  She gave the children a month to learn the chapter. One little boy was excited about the task, but he just couldn’t memorize the Psalm.  Although he practiced and practiced, he could…

Sunday Funny : Men in Heaven – Who is the Head of the Household?

At the end of the age when all the believers were standing in line waiting to get into heaven, God appeared and said, “I want all the men to form two lines.  One line will be for the men who were the true heads of their households.  The other will be for the men who…

Sunday Funny: Christmas Stamps

A young woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.  She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Christmas stamps?” The clerk asks, “What denomination?” The woman looks up from her phone and says, “God help us.  Has it come to this?  Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10…

Sunday Funny: Show and Tell

A kindergarten teacher gave her class a “show and tell” assignment.  Each student was instructed to bring in an object to share with the class that represented their religion. The first student got up in front of the class, smiled, and said, “My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and this is the star…